Welcome to pussy has furballs!
Lives: Coastal New South Wales, Australia
Career: Crazy old cat lady
Loves: Writing, making people laugh and ham, egg and tomato sandwiches
Humour: Dirty, dark, sarcastic, dry, obnoxious, daggy. Who said sarcasm is the lowest form of wit? They tell lies.
Partial to: Bubble wrap
Owns: A thesaurus
Wouldn’t live: Anywhere away from the water. If I could figure out how to live in water, I would
Email: email@example.com are you my lost Nigerian Uncle? Do you have $50,000,000,000 for me? Write to me. I love your emails.
Twitter: @pussyhasfurball follow me and we can be BFFs forever.
Instagram: @herepusspusspuss because I was stupid and forgot all the details for my pussyhasfurballs username.