Lonely Widow Seeks Con Artist

I was excited to have one of my first spam emails in my inbox today. I’m going to be a millionaire! —–Original Message—– From: Richard Duke Sent: Monday, July 07, 2014 3:08 AM Subject: MY PARTNERSHIP REQUEST BARRISTER RICHARD DUKE (Esq.) TELEPHONE: +44-708-7694-328 Dear my worthy fellow, I am Mr. Richard Duke, a Legal practitioner…

Yo Mama

This is the story of a unicorn with many names. It’s the story of a unicorn who can change sex at the blink of an eye, or be both male and female at the same time. This magical, mighty unicorn, its fur so soft and white, its pretty hooves with hoof fluff is platinum, its…

Morning Traveller

We picked up my dad’s ashes from the vets on Monday.  Those compact little stone urns that you see in movies?  A lie.  The ashes were in a big, gray plastic container and it was heavy.  It was strange to think of someone reduced to a pile of ash when they were once a whole…

Vampires Beware

When I was saving the photo, I accidentally named it ‘Sunshine Aware’ instead of award, which made me giggle so it stays. One in ten people have never or will never see sunshine.  Also, 98.9% of stats on the internet are made up. Their Plight Is Real. Welcome to the new Sunshine Aware award!  If…

Is She On Drugs?

An extra room has magically been added to your home overnight. The catch: if you add more than three items to it, it disappears. How do you use it? First of all, if a new room magically appeared overnight, I would be suspicious.  My first instinct would be to blame America or Japan, because whenever something weird…