We picked up my dad’s ashes from the vets on Monday. Those compact little stone urns that you see in movies? A lie. The ashes were in a big, gray plastic container and it was heavy. It was strange to think of someone reduced to a pile of ash when they were once a whole…
When I was saving the photo, I accidentally named it ‘Sunshine Aware’ instead of award, which made me giggle so it stays. One in ten people have never or will never see sunshine. Also, 98.9% of stats on the internet are made up. Their Plight Is Real. Welcome to the new Sunshine Aware award! If…
An extra room has magically been added to your home overnight. The catch: if you add more than three items to it, it disappears. How do you use it? First of all, if a new room magically appeared overnight, I would be suspicious. My first instinct would be to blame America or Japan, because whenever something weird…
pussy has furballs 