As though we’re 79 and not 29, a friend and I were recently discussing how hard it is to find a good doctor. By good doctor I mean one that is caring and professional, who takes the time to listen and understand. Not the doctors that you usually get who are rude, impatient and unfriendly,…
I like a good probing. There. I said it. What I don’t like? Tooth extractions. I had my wisdom tooth out yesterday and I was completely unprepared for it. It was my first extraction and I didn’t realise just how unpleasant it would be, even with enough numbing cream to incapacitate an elephant. First of…
I’ve missed receiving scam emails, so I was excited to find one in my spam folder. Keep them coming! I dream of a day when the scammer actually replies to my email and if that happens, you’ll be the first to know. Now to the third installment of Scammer Emails… From: info@domain.com Subject: DID YOU…
This post is to introduce my foray into the world of hipster instagram, where plates of food are fair game and you’ll look like an idiot if you DON’T paparazzi that bowl of spaghetti for at least 10 minutes before everyone can finally eat. I visited Nelson Bay last weekend and there were two men…
This chubby orange-utan is Ginger, the food whore who goes from house to house eating all the food he can. I don’t know who owns him, I don’t know where he came from except that he suddenly appeared one day and he likes being airlifted to his food. He’s un-desexed and he has the fluffiest,…
This was the most impressive spring tide I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen waves wash over onto the street before, but nothing like this. The entire street was wet right to the other side and not one car parked on the side of the road was dry and they’d closed the ocean baths because it was…
Today we’re going to go back in history, right back to the 20th century. World War II was being fought – the fathers were at war, or AWOL and/or in Mexico and the mothers were busy working and raising their families. Amidst World War II, almost as history-defining, the term babysitting emerged into the then-current…
Stereotypes? What stereotypes? Really bad Italian accent… Check! The next instalment of scammer emails is right here. From: Mr. Timothy Jones Sent: Tuesday, 12 August 2014 6:50 AM PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL Attn: Friend. I am the Chief Financial Officer of, Falkland oil and Gas marketing company, and by the virtue, as the Chief Financial Officer.…
There are many things that don’t make sense to me. Last week, because I was recovering from being sick, I swayed between wanting to buy everything and wanting to eat everything. I ended up buying a stupid amount of magazines for a stupidly expensive price as a form of escapism. Not only was it an…
Exciting news! I’ve joined the masses on Twitter after years of resisting. I can’t promise that I fully understand it, or that I’ll use hashtags appropriately, or even at all and I definitely can’t promise that my tweets will be exciting or even slightly interesting… but I can promise that you will find me in…
Wikimedia Every now and then I like to find myself an arch nemesis, to keep the spark alive. It’s usually just me and my cats and god knows any crazy old cat lady needs a good healthy dose of paranoia and someone to point the finger at and go “it was you!” in a shaky…
Warning: This might be a soppy, sentimental post. If your gag reflexes are quick to work, then I suggest going somewhere else. Go to youtube, block all the cat videos and watch people doing brave, stupid stuff… things that I can’t think of at the moment. I’m sick, on antibiotics and feeling sappy. Bernd Schwabe…
I was excited to have one of my first spam emails in my inbox today. I’m going to be a millionaire! —–Original Message—– From: Richard Duke Sent: Monday, July 07, 2014 3:08 AM Subject: MY PARTNERSHIP REQUEST BARRISTER RICHARD DUKE (Esq.) TELEPHONE: +44-708-7694-328 Dear my worthy fellow, I am Mr. Richard Duke, a Legal practitioner…
The man looking up my files was in his mid fifties, with a well groomed beard, sensible dark brown jumper (how can a jumper be insensible anyway?) and small, round glasses. He looked competent, as an accountant should. He couldn’t find my record, even though it was in front of him, but he seemed more…
This is the story of a unicorn with many names. It’s the story of a unicorn who can change sex at the blink of an eye, or be both male and female at the same time. This magical, mighty unicorn, its fur so soft and white, its pretty hooves with hoof fluff is platinum, its…
pussy has furballs 