As though we’re 79 and not 29, a friend and I were recently discussing how hard it is to find a good doctor. By good doctor I mean one that is caring and professional, who takes the time to listen and understand. Not the doctors that you usually get who are rude, impatient and unfriendly,…
I like a good probing. There. I said it. What I don’t like? Tooth extractions. I had my wisdom tooth out yesterday and I was completely unprepared for it. It was my first extraction and I didn’t realise just how unpleasant it would be, even with enough numbing cream to incapacitate an elephant. First of…
I’ve missed receiving scam emails, so I was excited to find one in my spam folder. Keep them coming! I dream of a day when the scammer actually replies to my email and if that happens, you’ll be the first to know. Now to the third installment of Scammer Emails… From: info@domain.com Subject: DID YOU…
This chubby orange-utan is Ginger, the food whore who goes from house to house eating all the food he can. I don’t know who owns him, I don’t know where he came from except that he suddenly appeared one day and he likes being airlifted to his food. He’s un-desexed and he has the fluffiest,…
Today we’re going to go back in history, right back to the 20th century. World War II was being fought – the fathers were at war, or AWOL and/or in Mexico and the mothers were busy working and raising their families. Amidst World War II, almost as history-defining, the term babysitting emerged into the then-current…
Stereotypes? What stereotypes? Really bad Italian accent… Check! The next instalment of scammer emails is right here. From: Mr. Timothy Jones Sent: Tuesday, 12 August 2014 6:50 AM PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL Attn: Friend. I am the Chief Financial Officer of, Falkland oil and Gas marketing company, and by the virtue, as the Chief Financial Officer.…
There are many things that don’t make sense to me. Last week, because I was recovering from being sick, I swayed between wanting to buy everything and wanting to eat everything. I ended up buying a stupid amount of magazines for a stupidly expensive price as a form of escapism. Not only was it an…
Wikimedia Every now and then I like to find myself an arch nemesis, to keep the spark alive. It’s usually just me and my cats and god knows any crazy old cat lady needs a good healthy dose of paranoia and someone to point the finger at and go “it was you!” in a shaky…
I was excited to have one of my first spam emails in my inbox today. I’m going to be a millionaire! —–Original Message—– From: Richard Duke Sent: Monday, July 07, 2014 3:08 AM Subject: MY PARTNERSHIP REQUEST BARRISTER RICHARD DUKE (Esq.) TELEPHONE: +44-708-7694-328 Dear my worthy fellow, I am Mr. Richard Duke, a Legal practitioner…
I am now the proud owner of an apron. It doesn’t say Kiss the Cook, or have a picture of a body with abs, or a picture of bare breasts. No, this is a Special Apron. This apron must contain Special Powers for the Chosen One that wears it. At some point after being donned,…
pussy has furballs 