Vampires Beware

When I was saving the photo, I accidentally named it ‘Sunshine Aware’ instead of award, which made me giggle so it stays. One in ten people have never or will never see sunshine.  Also, 98.9% of stats on the internet are made up. Their Plight Is Real. Welcome to the new Sunshine Aware award!  If…

When Will I Be Loved? My Heartache

Nobody is going to write some graffiti on a wall for me. All my life, overlooked, teased, laughed at.  The ugliest creature in the world. The other kids pointing and laughing at me, telling me to watch out or the tide will turn and my face will look like this forever. How cruel when they…

Liebster Award: I’m in the Big League Now!

There comes a time in every novice-bloggers WordPress career when they’re nominated for a Liebster Award.  It’s like getting an award in kindergarten:  everyone gets one, you know it’s coming eventually, but it still feels good when you get it.  Except with the Liebster Award you’re old enough to pretend that you’re Robert Downey Jnr…